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Rating a woman on a scale from 1 to 10, an Alaskan 10 is a 4 after you've drunk a 6-pack.
I woke up next to an alaskan 10 this mor..
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little gnomes who come out at night to steal underwear.
ahh the underwear gnomes stole my underwear again, I'm down to one pair.
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