Legnog

What is Legnog?


1.

Poorly digested Saturday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one's short pantaloons. Distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalactites. Inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.

Excerpt from "Come Hell And Thigh Water"

The Poop Report

"To say that Ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. Instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago I didn't have thin stalactites of legnog dripping from my shorts."

See the runs, diarrhea, saturday night

2.

Poorly digested Saturday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one's short pantaloons. Distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalactites. Inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.

Excerpt from "Come Hell And Thigh Water"

The Poop Report

"To say that Ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. Instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago I didn't have thin stalactites of legnog dripping from my shorts."

See the runs, diarrhea


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