What is Lego Man?
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A strange, slightly freshie child with large bush like hair, who cannot catch or run to save his life, but is sleepin with all of your mothers. He loves to make flamethrowers with deoderant when really stoned on grade.
WARNING - DO NOT LET HIM NEAR A SOURCE OF IGNITION EG LIGHTERS!
Last remaining species found in North west london, seen running down road near KFC in hatch end , chased by screaming black men with
to a guy with big bushy hair dat looks lyk a lego man with removable hair
" u a fukin lego man"
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