Legolas Greenleaf

What is Legolas Greenleaf?


1.

Two words, the sound of which can make any female LotR fan (and some male ones) almost reach orgasm. Or, if the person is a wagner, they will reach orgasm. Several times.

Man: So let's have sex. Woman: I have a headache. Man: Legolas Greenleaf. Woman: OOOOOOoooooo! Hey hunny, I'll be right back. I need to, um, go to the bathroom.

2.

An elf on the Lord of the Rings trilogys, played by Orlando Bloom, a notably handsome man. Legolas is swift, and is quick at hand with his bow and arrow.

LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring grossed $313,364,114, at the U.S. box office, and LOTR: The Two Towers grossed $339,734,454 at the U.S. box office.

A third, and final installment in the Tolkien series, The Return of the King, is set, and highly anticipated for a release date in late December, 2003.

In the Fellowship of the Ring, Legolas Greenleaf was one of 9 to travel to Mount Doom, and destroy the one ring that had the power to destroy all Middle Earth. Unfortunately, as the power of the ring proved to prevail, the fellowship broke up, and left Frodo Baggins, and his gardener Samwise Gamgee, to travel alone to Mount Doom.


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