Lei Wu Long

What is Lei Wu Long?


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Hey! That imposter is imitating the moves from my Drunken Master movie. I'm going to show him who the REAL master is.

One thing I don't need are bastards like Lei Wu Long ruining my reputation.

See Jackie Chan


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