What is Leif?
1.
That which refers to all things that kick ass. A Monty-less void of marshmellows and puffy little crackers
I think i would like a Leif today with my sandwich. Fligga knees!
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2.
A studly athlete who accelerates in sports, while being a rebel and shredding it up with his metal band on the weekends. Also a pretty good looking guy who gains 15 pounds after every weigh-in.
Guy one: "Hey, did you see leif pin that state champ in 40 seconds yesterday?"
Guy two: "Hey man shut up, I'm trying to listen to that leifs band shred it up!"
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3.
Norse name meaning "Beloved". Also the name of the first western European to settle North America (Leif Ericson), though the settlement was eventually abandoned due to native American raids.
Teacher: "Class, who was the first person to discover America?"
Student-1: "Christopher Columbus! In 1492!"
Teacher: "Very good Timmy..."
Student-2: "Wasn't it Leif Ericson in 1003?"
Teacher: "There is no proof of that Chris."
Student-2: "There's no proof that you have a brain, yet here we are sitting in your dumb-ass class."
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