Leighman'd

What is Leighman'd?


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Licking two fingers and then tapping your sexual partner's anus to check for "tackiness" prior to performing a rim job and / or prior to performing anal sex to make sure there is no poo residue. If the licked fingers somewhat stick to the anus, then it's "tacky". Unless you are into shit play, take this as a sign to avoid the "backdoor", at least until the person has taken a shower.

This technique is named for a man who always preaches for others to practice this technique when faced with this sexual situation....

Last night, I brought this bitch home from the bar. She wanted me to lick her ass, but I Leighman'd her first to make sure there wasn't any shit down there.....

See poo check


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