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grabbing a woman by the crotch until she:
A) showers you with kisses, or
B) showers you with punches.
I've only been able to pul..
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With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
"I can't believe you le..
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One who cuts the heart out of a tampon and sticks a Mcgriddle from Mcdonalds and wraps the tampon shell aroung the Mcgriddle an shoves i..