What is Lembas?
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A thin cake, made of meal baked a light brown on the outside, cream coloured on the inside. Will keep sweet for many days if unbroken and left in original leaf wrappings, and extremely nourishing to the effect that one cake would keep a traveller on his feet for a day of long labour. Called "waybread" by elves.
He was away some time, and Frodo after a few mouthfuls of lembas settled deep into the brown fern and went to sleep.
Random Words:
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a phrase used for mock excitement, or sarcasm.
You got a job at McDonalds? Ooh shakalaka you're in the big time...
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Whilst fucking a ho from behind, you pull out, skeet into a water gun that you've taped your arm, a spray her with your jizz canon...
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A fark treasure, the crux of all things funny and irreverant.
It was angry Thursday and all, but a quick anvilparachute and I was ready..
