What is Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise?
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When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.
I gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer's surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her ass.
Random Words:
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A surfer who is to lazy to paddle out to the bigger surf. So they ride the small waves near the shore.
**NOTE**: Unless the surf is ONL..
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A long penis that goes into your pants and rapes you.
"Mela! get your poket snake out of my pants"
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