What is Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise?

1.

When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.

I gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer's surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her ass.
70

Random Words:

Let The Hammer Fly
1. when ever the task at hand is accomplished chad: you think i should have sex with this girl randy: yes i would let the hammer fly See..
Read more
On Tha C
1. An old mexican legand meaning to tell the truth. If someone puts it on the c and then lies they get there ass whooped. Person 1: Ay foo..
Read more
Kalene
1. Kalene is awsome!!!! yay for kalene look at her shes awsome like Kalene See Juliana 2. WOW kalene is the deffiontion of a stunningl..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free