What is Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise?
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When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.
I gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer's surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her ass.
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getting someones panties in a bundle.
"I'm sorry Cynthia, I didnt mean to rile you up."
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A dirty meltzer is the poop lipstick that ocurrs while getting a blow job during a chili dog. See chili dog.
While having a chili dog, ..
