What is Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise?
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When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.
I gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer's surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her ass.
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When a dude is taking a piss and feels the urge to crapso he pinches the flow long enough to turn and sit.
Dude, sorry. I thought I&apo..
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(n.)also known as the Demented Dame, Tawney, or Puerca, she is known for her lack of morals and fiendish interest in sex and violence.
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