What is Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise?
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When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.
I gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer's surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her ass.
Random Words:
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a term used to negativly describe a one inch long penis or a very small penis that isn't able to provide pleasure to it's part..
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(v.t.) to ejaculate, generally upon a surface or person. The phrase's sole grace is its rhyming nature.
In chapter 13, watch Jorda..
