What is Lemon Pledge?
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1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.
2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.
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Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"
Maid 's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."
Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."
Maid: "...Yes."
Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."
Maid: "...No."
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