Lemon Pledge

What is Lemon Pledge?

1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.

2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.

Made popular by Family Guy.

Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"

Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."

Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."

Maid: "...Yes."

Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."

Maid: "...No."

See maid, family guy

Quego

1. Pronounced: Kway-goh. A combination of the derogatory forms of 'Queer' and 'Gooch'. Used to describe someone who is..

Ojd

1. Obsessive Jonas Disorder. It is common among girls ages 5-17 years old, though there are several rare cases of girls in other age groups..

Fdfdfdssa

1. someone aimlessy tapping keys on keyboard to create annoyance to anyone who bothers to read this definition. fdfdfdssa? uehfdfdfqwf? ed..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lemon Pledge Edit Meaning