Lemon Pledge

What is Lemon Pledge?


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1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.

2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.

Made popular by Family Guy.

Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"

Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."

Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."

Maid: "...Yes."

Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."

Maid: "...No."

See maid, family guy


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