What is Lemon Pledge?
1.
1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.
2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.
Made popular by
Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"
Maid 's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."
Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."
Maid: "...Yes."
Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."
Maid: "...No."
See
Random Words:
1.
thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life
man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting j..
1.
When you take your baby out (in public-usually to Walmart) in a diaper only.
Gus spit up on his shirt and I didn't have a change o..
