What is Lemon Tart?
1.
cockney rhyming slang for smart
just cos you hit puberty that doesn't make you lemon tart
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2.
to do a girl while knees are cross cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and/or doggy in bed or bathroom.
Dud, I totally got a lemon tart at the club after you left. It was awesome.
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Random Words:
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(noun) Referring to a person who is about as useful as the mold on which would grow on your hiney; useless. Sometimes exclaimed in anger..