Lemon Tart

What is Lemon Tart?


1.

cockney rhyming slang for smart

just cos you hit puberty that doesn't make you lemon tart

See cockney, slang, cockney rhyming slang, smart

2.

to do a girl while knees are cross cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and/or doggy in bed or bathroom.

Dud, I totally got a lemon tart at the club after you left. It was awesome.

See lemon, tart, pastry


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