Lemon Test

What is Lemon Test?


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An old coach of mine told me that if I was ever worried that a girl I was with had STDs, to take a lemon wedge and slide it in THERE. If she screams, she's got an STD.

It was, by far, the absolute dumbest piece of advice anyone's given me. But it's still pretty funny. Even funnier since he got fired a year later for hitting on a chick who was his babysitter.

... that would make for a sour puss

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To test a woman you just met for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide a freshly cut lemon wedge across her coochie. If she screams, she has some funk.

She kicked me out of bed when I slipped her the lemon test.


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