Lemonhead

What is Lemonhead?


1.

a pussy dingleberry, consisting of toilet paper debris, vitamin enriched urine, and in the sweet and sour variety, perhaps a smattering of twat cheese. Typically encountered during muffin munching (or to the connoisseur, cunnilingus) of a less than freshly washed snatch.

Man, I was lappin' on this woman like a thirsty dog when I came upon this chewy little lump that tasted like piss. I just knew it was the Dreaded Lemonhead! I was so hot, I just spat it out and went back for more!

See dingleberry, vag grapes, twat rocket, turtle head, muffin munching

2.

a hater of team radio. (chae hawk and bpc.)

Don't be a lemonhead, stay focused!

See lemon head, buffalo, 716

3.

1. When you eat a lemon, then give someone head, in hopes that the acid from the lemon will burn while head is being given.

2. When you hollow out a lemon and put it on your dick, using it as a guard when you have sexual relations with a woman.

3. When you put a piece of lemonhead candy in your urethra so that when you blow your load on her face she gets hit in the eye with the candy.

"Man, last night this chick gave me lemonhead..."

"Did it rule?"

"No man, it sucked, i think she cut me with her teeth and it burned like crazy!"

"Dude, last night i didn't have any rubbers on me, and this chick wanted me so bad!"

"So what did you do?"

"Lemonhead, man."

"Oh dude, last night i got this girl so bad, got her with a lemonhead right in the eye!"

See lemon head, blowjob, money shot, sex, dick

4.

when a blonde female performs oral sex on a male.

i got lemonhead when i went to the movies.

See head, oral sex, slob on my knob, brain, turok

5.

verb: to stun someone with your beauty....

noun:a total hottie, usually has blue eyes and shaggy brown hair. you totally want him in your pants.

ex. (verb) Wow, did you see him!??? He's gorgeous! such a lemonhead!!!!

ex. (noun) i want that lemonhead in my pantelones.

See lemonhead, head, blue eyes, life

6.

Racial slang for an Asian, based on eye shape and yellowish skin tones.

I called the lemonhead restaurant and ordered some eggroll.


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