Lemonlaw

What is Lemonlaw?

After 5 minutes of a first date, you decide that he or she just isn't worth the rest of your time. To lemonlaw a date, simply say

"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to lemonlaw you."

And walk out.

Bob: So then I took my eleven cats and I-

Betty:I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to lemonlaw you.

See first date, lemons, i, got, nothing

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