What is Lemons?
1.
A sour yellow fruit created in labs by the Soviet Union propaganda machine to lure lemonaide lovers from their all-american hobbies to join their spy forces and take over the world with ninja-pirates.
USSR Guy: Come here you all-american boy. Have these lemons!
All-American Boy: Why thank you fine sir. *eats* DOWN WITH THE WEST!!!
USSR Guy: *evil laughter*
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2.
What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.
Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me
3.
A less offensive way of pointing out that a male is extremely homosexual, i.e. very flamboyant.
Hey, check out our waiter.......he is so lemons!
or
When John squatted close behind you when you were lining up your putt.........I could totally tell he was lemons.
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4.
An Underground street name for weed.
Can be used as follows.
Lemons = Weed.
Lime = Tabacco
Lime and Lemons = Tabacco and Weed
Sour = Getting Stoned/High.
Sucking Some Lemons = Smoking Some Weed.
"I'm going down to my mates house later to fo and suck some lemons, may mix a little bit of lime in aswell. Should get nice and sour"
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5.
definition #1: very annoying little boys that kill you with their extra extra annoyingness that no one likes because they're annoying.
definiton #2: a fruit used to make lemon juice
definition #3: a very perverted word used for private body parts
definition #4: a word that can be used whenever, wherever, and can be made to apply, or NOT apply, to ANYTHING.
#1: Hm, let's kill lemons.
#2: Lemons are yellow and sour but it at the same time NOT pee.
#3: I kicked him in the lemons!!
#4: Q: Pink or Blue? --- Respond with: LEMONS.
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6.
Fun To Throw At People
Lets Throw Lemons At People!!
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7.
small breasts, usually perky every waking hour
Lindsay has real lemons.
