What is Lemony Snicket?
1.
the mysterious author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, who is also a character in the books.
his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.
oh, and he is also fictional.
his works to date:
The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
2.
A game most people first learn about away from home at a summer camp or someplace similar. In this game a lemon wedge taken from a bar and the juice is squeezed into the peehole of a guy's penis and a girls vagina. Tat lemon is set aside and a new one is used to repeat the process. The first one to wince or scream is out of the game and the last person with a straight face wins.
In the 90's Nikki, her friend Betty and I would always play L.S. and listen to Joeb's Cardigans CD
3.
An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.
Let's form a mob, and chase Lemony Snicket down an empty alley and burn his books!
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4.
the raddest author around. wrote the A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS.
lemony snicket is the man.
5.
A depressed genius. Look out john steinback!
Lemony Snicket will rule the world whether you like it or not!
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6.
The process of rubbing the erect head of a penis on a woman's nipple and aeorola.
"I so want to Lemony Snicket that blonde chick"
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7.
A mysterious author who is related to the baudelaires.
lemony snicket wrote the bad beginning
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