Lendog

What is Lendog?


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1. To bitch about absolutely everything, no matter how small.

2. To believe that you are absolutely correct on a subject no matter which persons or facts contradict you.

3. One who has a compulsive fixation on internet pyramid schemes.

4. To be unemployed for 5 or more years since graduation from high school.

5. One who has a compulsive fixation on drinking alcohol and nothing else, worthy of being on a TV show such as Intervention.

6. One who thinks their shit contains no smell, and that everyone else is beneath them.

7. To have a completely negative, self-defeating outlook on life.

8. Act of defeating every reality-based opportunity that presents itself.

9. One who is very immature.

1. You are such a lendog. All you do all day is drink beer and complain about the internet pyramid schemes ripping you off.

2. A Lendog: "Everybody sucks! Nobody does nothing. Ill show you, by the time Im done partying with my dudes Ill be a millionaire and you will be nothing."

3. Doug: "Lets go to the beach!" A Lendog: "The beach sucks, the sand is too sandy."

4. A Lendog: "Aaaaahhhhh that dudes a piece of shit cause I can drink 3 cases of beer in 4 hours and he cant"

See alcoholic, immature, unemployed, snob, asshole, dick


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