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When you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her mother across the face with the shit off you dick.
As her mom walked in, I gave her a tast..
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Being Pregnant
"Would you a glass of wine?"
"no thanks, I'm stuffed"
See stuffed, full, pregnant, knocked up..
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When you rub toothpaste on your penis, and brush someone elses teeth with it.
Gorlof spread some colgate on his penis, and prison brush..