Lenoir

What is Lenoir?


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A small, destitute town in the foothills of North Carolina, populated mostly by drunk rednecks. Local attractions include Wilson's Creek, a beautiful gorge in the mountains used for kayaking and swimming by locals and the rich snobs who built their McMansions at the top of the mountain the gorge goes by; and Downtown Lenoir, half of which has been occupied by a half-way burnt-down, condemned factory since around 1996.

Hey, I know what we can do today! Let's go shopping in Hickory!

The building that used to be Lenoir's mall still sits vacant, with no one expressing interest and only three or so stores left inside.

See hickory, poor, redneck, trailer trash, republicans, depression, despair, wasteland


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