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The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...
After the t..
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While eating doritos (or any other chip) you sneeze spraying all in your vicinity with crunchy goodness in a shotgun type blast
Guy1: W..
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to collect phone numbers from women.
Lets play 1-800 collect 2nite...