What is Leprechaun?
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1. A mischievious little man, often clad in green, who moves your remote and steals your underwear in the dark of night.
2. A vertically challenged pedophile who tricks little children into eating his magically delicious "lucky charms." Some say he's not even human. They say that the clover on his hat is his source of power. There is no way to destory it except to match it's awesome might. This is why on St. Patrick's Day, some children nearly went mad pawing at the ground, searching for a four-leaf clover. I encourage you to do the same, for the leprechaun equinox is near... Lucky's power will be at a climax, and by daybreak the world will be his.
1. "What's wrong, Katie?"
"That leprechaun has stolen me lucky panties!"
2. "Catch me lucky charms, they're magically delicious!"
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a leprechaun knows where the gold is at. who else has seen it? say yeah!
could be a 'crack head' who got hold of to (sic) the wrong stuff. leprechaun leprechaun
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To me it looks like a leprechaun to me, all you got to do is look up in the tree. Who all seen the leprechaun say yeaaaa!!
about the 'leprechaun'
Person 1: My theory is...its a shadow cast from the other limb...
Person 2: Could be a crackhead who got hold to the wrong stuff.
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a little irish man who keeps a pot of gold under the rainbow and follows me around
A little irish fellow who brings good luck and tells me to burn things.
No little leprechaun, i will not burn down that house
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Pesky little fella with ill-temper (see
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simpsons episode with the leprechaun and you'll understand...
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A heterosexual male working in a predominately female profession who is convinced that he is more attractive than he really is because there is no competition. The resulting inflated self image produces a persecution complex wherein Leprechaun becomes convinced that female coworkers are lusting for him and believes that they are always after his
I tried to tell him his fly was open but he's such a Leprechaun he assumed I was hitting on him.
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The Leprechaun is a creature seperate from all other creatures and is infact, its very own genus. There three humours to a Leprechaun and they are malice, hatred and whisky. Only when these three are in perfect balance does a Leprechaun reach its healthiest state. They are spawned from those little wells where people throw in pennies. Not only is this a waste of change but also seriously endangers the human race.
That Leprechaun has stolen my feet and now its stealing somebodies whisky.
That Leprechaun just stole my whisky and now its eating that ladies baby.
That Leprechaun is eating my baby alive! My lord its eating it alive!
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