Leprechauns

What is Leprechauns?


1.

The pains chiefly associated with a male's erection grinding against his female partner during heavy sexual play. See dry humping. Often adding to arousal at onset the pains proceed to become excruciating and ultimately frustrating, often reducing the ability to retain erection ( hard on).

Origins:

From Irishfolklore, where a leprechaun was a little man dressed in green who would appear at forest edges and was rumoured to possess a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Often men who sought these creatures would enter great misfortune and suffering would result. As such a man who seeks sexual fulfilment from a woman who refuses to give it will suffer the pains in his groin as a result of dry humping, known as leprechauns.

"Man, I wish me and my girlfriend would just have sex, all this grinding is starting to chafe my loins something awful."

"Dude, these things take time, until then you gotta put up with the leprechauns running wild and free."

See grinding, dry humping, irish, erection rejection

2.

Cramps women experience during their menstrual cycle.

Derived from the idea that leprechauns inhabit the uterus and ovaries during that time of month therefore causing horrific cramps. These leprechauns are thought to throw parties and get drunk the entire duration of a period. Leprechauns may also (though only in rare cases)be bothersome to breasts. They are thought to bite and/or gnaw on the nipple region.

Amanda: Awwwwww OUCH!!...the leprechauns are back dude...and they're kickin' me in the balls!!!!

Brenda: Are they throwin' a party in there?

Jasmine: Man it must feel like St. Patrick's Day huh?

See leprechauns, balls, period, cramps

3.

annoying little irish midgets that wear green

dumb leprechaun, i'll kill you and take your treasure

See Zach


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