Lert

What is Lert?


1.

(n) A small furry woodland creature that senses are always very intensely attuned to its surroundings.

You must be a lert.

To be a lert you must be constantly aware of the things around you.

2.

shorthand for 'see ya later'.

"I've gotta go - Lert!"

"Ok, then, see ya lert."

See bye, goodbye, later, ciao, adios

3.

referring to a $1 bill; usually said in the projects.

Hey Jake, You got a lert i could borrow?

See money, dollar, bill, change, alert

4.

the unecessary use of question marks.

dumb prep: haha cool? ok?

awsome kid: you just totally lerted, you dumb fuck.

dumb prep: would it be cool if i knew what that meant? yo?

See lert, dumb, lerting, alley, dane, awsome

5.

the state of being in which your left breast has been ripped off and is flappping the wind due to being struck by the American Dream in the form of a convertible.

After being struck, Myrtle was lert.

It sucks to be lert.

See breast, american, dream, car, gatsby

6.

big stank...thats all

everytime i fart it smells like lert

See fart, big, stank, smelly, poo, poop, shit


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