What is Lert?
1.
(n) A small furry woodland creature that senses are always very intensely attuned to its surroundings.
You must be a lert.
To be a lert you must be constantly aware of the things around you.
2.
shorthand for 'see ya later'.
"I've gotta go - Lert!"
"Ok, then, see ya lert."
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3.
referring to a $1 bill; usually said in the projects.
Hey Jake, You got a lert i could borrow?
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4.
the unecessary use of question marks.
dumb prep: haha cool? ok?
awsome kid: you just totally lerted, you dumb fuck.
dumb prep: would it be cool if i knew what that meant? yo?
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5.
the state of being in which your left breast has been ripped off and is flappping the wind due to being struck by the American Dream in the form of a convertible.
After being struck, Myrtle was lert.
It sucks to be lert.
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6.
big stank...thats all
everytime i fart it smells like lert
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