Lesbian At Parties

What is Lesbian At Parties?


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A phenomenon that occurs only at parties, wherein the female revelers will begin acting in a homo-erotic manner to impress their male dates - however, when confronted with actual pussy, have no idea what they are doing, and no desire to find out.

Person One: "Omfg check out Emma...oh hawt."

Person Two: "It's a trap, she's straight."

Person One: "Then why is she kissing my date?"

Person Two: "Cuz she's bein' a cocktease...she caught Blink's eye a few weeks ago and when she got her alone, she freaked out. "

Person One: "Bummer, just a lesbian at parties."

See bisexual, wannabe


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