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you love yourself, men, women, animals, and inanimate objects
i walk into a room and fuck myself, my wife, my manwhore, my african elep..
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The slapping sound of multiple cellphones being closed as meeting attendees, bored beyond endurance, check their messages and, in desper..
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To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly while drunk on Valentines Day.
After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to..
