Lesbian Thursday

What is Lesbian Thursday?


1.

the day on which many straight or bi-curiouswomen are gripped with an insane urge to drink from the furry cup, going back to normal the following day.

Dude #1: Hey man, why are you looking so miserable?

Dude #2: I can't get laid, man. Its lesbian Thursday.

See lesbian, thursday, bisexual, nymphomania, bi curious

2.

(n)

The day between Wednesday (see also: wasted wednesday) and Friday (see also: fucked-up friday) when many lesbians seek out two well-trained, willing, and voluptuous prostitutes named Muffin and Trixie.

Random man: Are those two lovely ladies on the streetcorner lesbians?

Random man's wife: No, they're only 1/7 lesbian. And since it's a lesbian Thursday, I'm about to go have a very good time with them! ; )


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