What is Lesbians?
1.
You'd think that there's many single
gay men and many devoted lesbian couples... but look: there's lots of loving gay male couples and countless of single lesbians!
2.
Females that are sexually and emotionally attracted to females and only females.
Lesbian (and being one) does
1) Rug muncher/carpet licker etc.
2) Being ugly.
3) Being desperate and not being able to get men.
4) A fifteen year old who thinks another girl is pretty.
5) Something that will make you popular if you claim to be it, you are who you are....
6) People with manly features.
7) A loser.
8) Someone to be descriminated.
9) Someone who is any different to hetrosexual person.
10) Someone who got drunk and kissed someone of the same sex.
Jack: Everyone is a fucking lesbian these days, manly beasts.
Freddie: That is because it's now "cool" to be gay so everyone claims to be because they want attention and to be "different".
3.
Mystical Creatures. They ride in on
Bill: Look Tim a lesbian
Tim: quick Bill grab your camera.
Bill: oh no Tim here come the evil ugly lesbians
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4.
Either incredibly hot or not hot at all.
If you know anything about lesbians, you know exactly what I mean.
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5.
When thin, blonde, and russian, possibly the hottest thing on the face of the earth. But its ruined by people like Rosie Odonnel
Lesbians. im too lasy to rite one of these dumb example things
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6.
God's way of making up for all the world's ugly girls.
God: "Jeez... sorry for all those ugly chicks down there-- I got something that'll make you guys feel better." <--(how lesbians were created.)
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7.
Pocket queens when playing texas hold'em
You guys are all in trouble I've got pocket lesbians.