What is Lesbican?
A homosexual female, who 1. is officially registered with the Republican Party, 2. routinely casts ballots in favor of Republican candidates running for public office or 3. is related to one or more Republican politicians but fails to critique the hateful, anti-gay attitudes frequently associated with neo-conservative politics.
What? Curve magazine wants to put Mary Cheney on its cover? That lesbican traitor and her war-mongering daddy can eat my shorts!