Lesbonia

What is Lesbonia?


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A magical place where lesbians can roam free and not be judged by men when working out at Curves. There are fields of strap-ons and magical dildos. Mountains of soft-ball bats signed by Rosie O'Donnell. There is no need to shave and hair cuts above the shoulders are mandatory. As well as wife beaters and gym shorts. With state of the art penis terminating systems.

*DISCLAIMER*

this is not to be mistaken for Los Angeles

Man 1-"Have you seen Carol lately."

Man 2-"No I heard she went to Lesbonia."

Man 1-"Want to go make fun of women at Curves."

Man 2-"Hell yeah!!!"

See lesbian, lesbionic, butch, scissor, dike, cunt, rosie o'donnell, sex, gay


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