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Somebody who is cranky about and non-accepting of new technology.
The technomudgeon hated the "Internets" and his snotty litt..
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When you wear a thong panty and don't get a good wipe.
"Damn, those pork and beans I ate last night really upset my stomach. ..
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Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake or..
