What is Lesbonic Straightness?
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When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.
Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
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Random Words:
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a kid who is weird, can be nice, but mostly wierd
"Yo man, that kid is so zak farrow
See weird, crazy, noob, funny.. 
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When a same-sex couple (contextually male) adopts a child to symbolize their love.  Similar to, but different from, a fagbaby.
Jerry:  ..