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male ejaculate; splooge; jizz; cum; etc.
When I was close to orgasm I asked her, "Where would you like your reward?"
My frie..
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To listen to crappy indy music while cutting ones wrist with a seratted knife
I just got this new My Chemical Romance CD, so I went hom..
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The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"
And I was so drunk I told the co..