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The process of quantifying the number of corn kernals found to be lodged within a piece of feces. It can be done for competive purposes..
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one that ironically lacks any complex reasoning skills
John: That guy didn't use his parking break then his car hit a school bus!
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Cockney rhyming slang: a poof; a homosexual.
The barman's a horse's hoof!..