What is Let Me Get My Toenail Clippers?
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A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.
You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.
Or at least that's what they think.
"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"
"Let me get my toenail clippers..."
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