What is Let Me Get You A Straw?

1.

"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."

An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."

The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.

Can be used in any situation.

*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*

Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?

Frank: Do it yourself.

Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.

Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
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