What is Let Me Get You A Straw?

1.

"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."

An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."

The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.

Can be used in any situation.

*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*

Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?

Frank: Do it yourself.

Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.

Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
84

Random Words:

Jackamz
1. an adjective for cool, awesome, amazing, fly, pimp, and pleasent. The Costa Cruise was fucking jackamz. See cool, awesome, amazing, fl..
Read more
Roreh
1. Used as a nickname for the name "Rory". Roreh just got his kitteh back from hobbeh lobbeh! See -eh, roreh, kitteh..
Read more
Mal-coordinated
1. One who lacks coordination She's so mal-coordinated she could be australian. See malco, useless, Krzys..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free