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When Nintendo-related memorabilia (games, controllers, toys, etc.) is shoved up the butt during sex.
I was totally unprepared for that ..
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The sensation of a sneeze that won't occur naturally.
I kept having to phantom sneeze in front of Jane last night and now she thin..
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Main character of Final Fantasy IX. He is a genome with a tail. He's also a thief with a decent sense of humour.
"Oooh, soft!..