Let's Be Friends Edit Meaning

1.

What a woman often says after a man has expressed his true love for her. It's a polite way for a woman to say "I don't like you".

She doesn't want to remain friends -- it's just a throwaway line to make the guy feel a bit better than a piece of shit.

John: Cathy, do you love me as much as I love you?

Cathy: John, let's just be friends.

John: OK, that means I will have to kill myself.

2.

In a dating relationship, this is where one of the party involved means one or more of the following:

1. I don't want to date you anymore

2. I am interested in dating someone else

3. I am already dating someone else, and I need to lose your sorry ass.

"I really like you and all that crap, but let's be friends."

3.

Doublespeak for "I don't want to be friends, in fact, it would probobly be best if we never spoke or saw each other ever again"

"Jenny broke up with me and told me she wanted to be friends, but she hasn't answerd my phone calls for the last month"

4.

When a guy & a girl are usually in the talking or datingstage of a relationship and the guy tries to kiss her, but it sucks. She doesn't want to be mean because she didn't like the kiss, so she tells him that they should just be friends.

OR: The guy or girl really likes the other, but they know that the other is a freakwith lots of people.

Syn: sluts, man slut

At a party, Girl sees Guy with Chick on his lap. Guy comes up to Girl after Chick licks his face.

Guy (to Girl):"Hey, let's go get a drink & then sit on the couch."

Girl: "Hey, let's be friends."

Ouch!