Lets Be Friends

What is Lets Be Friends?


1.

what a girl says to you after you try and hook up with her and fail. This line is usually used by a girl who says that she has to be friends before getting involved but if the right guy comes in, everything else gets thrown out the door.

Girl: Listen, I really like you, but lets be friends first because i never date a guy who i dont know.

*random guy walks in*

Girl: wow i think i want to have sex with him

2.

"Lets just be friends" is commonly used by females to break a relationship while attempting to maintain some sort of relationship with the victim, or attempts to prevent stalking and/or violent outbursts. Most commonly this leads to severe emotional trauma for the victim, and will lead him into a state of depression for several days.

"Lets be friends."

"Ill think Ill kill myself, thank you."

3.

this is when she tears your heart out... you most likely will go home and cry and wonder what you have done wrong like me right now...

i would never cheat on you, i never want you to be sad, i will always be there for you.

4.

Woman speak for, "You fucked up, I'm dumping your ass" Mostly used when they don't have a reason for breaking up.

Girl: "Lets just be friends"

Guy: "This is the third time this week......"

5.

What you hear instead of "lets just go on with ourselves" or "i can't fucking stand you anymore".

Girl: Yeah , you're a relly great guy, smart, funny, rich, cute, blah blah. I know we've dated for 5 years, but i think we should break up. For good. Never to date again under any circumstances. Oh yeah, LETS BE FRIENDS.

Man: Uhh.....

See bullshit, lie, hoe, skank, slut

6.

Something that is extremely painful, and also happens to girls. The worst excuse for a break-up known to the world today. This is commonly used when the person in question has no legitimate reason to break up with you, as it will usually stun you so much that you will be unable to ask for an explination.

Also, in many opinions, a cuntishthing to do.

Boy: Can we just be friends? I don't think this is going to work...

Girl: ... sure... *PAIN* (This conversation would likely be followed by tears, and a month of depression. "Lets be friends? Nooooo!")

See cuntish, lets be friends, dumped, chucked


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