Lettuce Butts

What is Lettuce Butts?


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The colorless, flavorless spines of lettuce that will inevitably take up half of a bagged salad at the store. The hallmark of a crappy salad.

Send that salad back, it's all lettuce butts.

See salad, lettuce, spine, butt, flavorless


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