Lettuce Chopper

What is Lettuce Chopper?

When you catch a girl masterbating

I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.

See jerk off, women, pussy, lettuce

Cumdum

1. one who forgets to use a condom guy:damnit i forgot to bring a condom oh well lets screw anyway girl:no thats cumdum See cum, dum, sc..

Mohammad Milkshake

1. Seminal fluid produced from masterbating. Stop bothering me, I'm making a Mohammad Milkshake. See semen, cum, jizz, sperm, spooge..

Humping Your Toes

1. to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner. Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!! See lazy..

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