Lettuce Chopper

What is Lettuce Chopper?

When you catch a girl masterbating

I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.

See jerk off, women, pussy, lettuce

Intoxinebriated

1. the state of being so drunk that you can't speak in the correct order. poke smot My kid brother was so intoxinebriated on his 21s..

Funky Fandango

1. To engage in the intimate act of sexual intercourse with a loved one(preferably not a relation). Shit son, I danced the funky fandango ..

Zazy

1. Describing something chic or fashionable. Usually applied to articles of clothing or other aspects personal style, but can be used to co..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lettuce Chopper Edit Meaning