What is Leuthesius?
1.
1) An asshole in his own right, but pledged to the idea of free thought and association. This is a man who did/does not back down from a fight without good cause, or a definite defeat.
2) Self claimed "New King" of Attica, as per his apparent 'direct translation' of his name.
a) Leu: Greek, "Current"
b) Theseus: Attican king after Aegis; reunited the Attican tribes and founded Athens; Greek Hero.
3) Lives in the United States, and wishes to overthrow the Greek government so he can rule again.
4) Self proclaimed Psychopath
a) "Hey, I'm a psychotic, I know what I'm doing." - Battle of Fifth and Main, December 28th, 1999.
b) "Lets see how many times I can skip this thing." - Conversations with DJ, March 4th, 2004.
5) Scholar
a) Was socked by Stephen Hawking in 2002, as S. Hawking became so very upset at L's positive theories on blackhole / whitehole nexus trafficking, that he got up out of his chair with the same grin and knocked Leuthesius to the ground.
6) Conspiracy Theorist
a) Is 100% certain that Cheney/Bush were/are the cause of the 9/11 attacks
b) Is absolutely sure that Mel Gibson is actually an alien.
c) Same with Jesus.
d) Is certain that a man named "Vinny Jackinthebox Duke" is going to take over the world by hallucination and mindslavery with telepathy in the year 2000.
e) Believes 2005 to be a hoax, it is really 0005.
7) Gypsies
Leuthesius believes he will be dead by the year 2944. (Note 6e)
Like "Good going Napoleon".
"Good going Leuthesius"
"Way to be king Leu, dumbass"
