What is Level Playing Field?
A metaphorical environment created by sissy pants liberals to get votes from colored guys, mexicans, bull dykes, and corn-holing faggots. According to the metaphor, white people are very skillful and can play on a tilted, pot-holed, rocky playing field. However, colored guys, mexicans, bull dykes, and corn-holing faggots need a bulldozer to come in and make the field perfectly level. This metaphorical bulldozer is the government, run by liberal pansies, with the aim of engineering our society so that shucking and jiving, whining, bulldykery, and prancing are considered normal, acceptable behavior.
Pansy ass democrats say that corn-holing faggots need a level playing field so they can prance, lisp, flutter, and wear lipstick and still get jobs in corporate boardrooms. Wimpy sis democrats say that colored guys need a level playing field so they can shuck, jive, say "sheeeee-IT," and holler "MO FO!" and still get accepted into Harvard. Effeminate democrats say that the poor, unfortunate bull dykes of America need a level playing field so they can get accepted as contestants in the Miss America pageant.