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A comedian who USED to be funny.
What happened Eddie? Did Daddy Day Care kill your career?
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Best comedian to ever stand up, by far ..
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A mixed drink consisting of 6 oz. of Sprite and 3 oz. of Gin
Partygoer: Man, you got any tonic water and limes?
Host: Nah man, just us..