Levi

What is Levi?


1.

The epitome of what is ridiculous in the world, the word "levi" describes a person that has done, is, will do or currently does 1 or more of the following:

a) Has their mom fill out all of their college applications for them.

b) Likes to do math problems with their father as a means of "bonding."

c) Honestly believes baseball is a grueling sport.

d) Aims for their chest while ejaculating.

e) Enjoys the taste of their own semen.

f) Shaves logos into their head (ie. the Chargers Lightning Bolt).

g) Thinks they are good at surfing even though everyone knows damn well they aren't.

h) Has their mom read their high school reading to them because they can't do it alone

i) Tells his mom that while they personally weren't drinking at the party, his closest friends (who happen to be with him at the time of confession) were.

j) Is going to fail at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo and at life, but hasn't realized it yet.

Anything that makes you want to scream in anger or cry in pity is what "levi" is.

Far and away the most unprestigious person to walk the face of the earth, and I believe that all that is wrong in the world is the consequence of his actions. I apologize to all for his existence.

Note: All others in this dictionary praising those with the name levi represent exactly what i'm talking about, and i can guarantee that they are all named levi.

Levi is the most levi person in the world. There is no one more levi than Levi.

When questionedm regarding the possibility of some "residue" entering the mouth after ejaculating toward the chest, Levi simply responded, "I don't care, it's my own."

Why would you do something so levi?!?!?!

See ridiculous, retarded, lame, stingy, ugly

2.

Loving, beautiful, handsome, great, awsome, someone you can depend on

Levi is someone everyone should meet!

3.

The most chronic bud in the whole western united states. Often found in Washington. An ounce of this shit costs 420 dollars.

Last night i got some dank levi. Roasted that shit and i dont know how i got here and how im typing this. OH SHIT, levi is da shit.

See levi, chronic, weed, marijuana, bud, smoke, roast

4.

A pale albino child found in the northern regions of canada. These strange creatures migrate every two months into peoples basements to play world of warcraft. These creatures suffer from vampire like symptoms in which they burn up when under direct sun light.Strangely enough, only one of the creatures testicles drop in it's lifetime, giving it a weird highpitched voice.

Oh my god, when I got home from work,

there were several Levi huddled around the the computer playing world of warcraft, luckily my name is Zin, and the Levi fled instantly.

See levi, albino, wow, zin, vampire, pale, pastey

5.

The most chronic bud in the whole western united states. Often found in Washington. An ounce of this shit costs 420 dollars.

Last night i got some dank levi. Roasted that shit and i dont know how i got here and how im typing this. OH SHIT, levi is da shit.

See levi, chronic, weed, marijuana, bud, smoke, roast

6.

one who is a crazy sword/gun loving son of a bitch

look at the levi in the sword store

See levi, sword, gun, son, bitch

7.

Levi

A guy that's really awesome!!!

one of the coolest people on the earth.

levi rocks!!!

levi kicks ass!!!


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