Lewen

What is Lewen?


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A lewen is a person with the gills of a fish and the voice of a rooster. They usualy live under rocks during their metamorphing season during the winter. Once it is spring they are fully blossomed into the master Lewen, which has pink skin, a turtle shell, a giraffes neck and the main of a lion. Their voice sound's like an eagle and they smell like brusselsprouts at night.

Mom: Honey, are you cooking brussel sprouts?

Son: No ma, it's just my Lewen!

Mom: Oh! (Laughs)

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