What is Lewis Brannon?
Former head football coach at Virginia Tech University, Brannon was abruptly terminated when he offered a group of university power brokers anal sex in exchange for a 6 year contract extension. Mr. Brannon has been known for acts like this in the past but has never been caught. "Lewis was always a great guy, but he needs to know where to draw the line," says Cam Ferguson, Head Coach at the University of Virginia. "He has his way with the ladies. I wonder why he would take this alternative lifestyle."
I'm lacking on my sex life, so I'm going to turn gay now.