What is Lewisham Kite?
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A discarded plastic bag floating beautifully through the air, like a child's kite. Named after the poverty stricken area in South London, England, where the phenomenon often occurs
"Man is that a bird, or a plane?"
"Nah bruv, that's just a Lewisham Kite."
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