Lewtard

What is Lewtard?

1.) A regular (not morbidly) obese human being that creeps on women of much younger age.

2.) Someone who resembles John Wayne Gacy.

3.) A rude asshole that intrudes upon peoples property.

Jon: Is that a child molester?

Phil: No its just Brian, hes a lewtard.

Jon: Shit, lets get my girl friend out of here before he fondles her while flicking his weiner.

See lewandowski, creep, porn, sex, dirty panda

Velcroic

1. Like "magnetic" only with Velcro That fuzzy sweater is really velcroic..

Jumpers

1. Usually what long, high, triple, or pole-vaulters are referred to in track and field. Jumpers kick the asses of all other track athletes..

50p Lifesaver

1. Slang for condomn. (popular with underage teenagers) " i was fucking lucky i had that 50p lifesaver!" See Ash..

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