What is Lewtard?
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1.) A regular (not morbidly) obese human being that creeps on women of much younger age.
2.) Someone who resembles John Wayne Gacy.
3.) A rude asshole that intrudes upon peoples property.
Jon: Is that a child molester?
Phil: No its just Brian, hes a lewtard.
Jon: Shit, lets get my girl friend out of here before he fondles her while flicking his weiner.
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