Lexizard

What is Lexizard?


1.

A flame pokémon. Length: 5'7'', Weight: 200 lbs.

Evolves from Lexieleon.

Weak against: Tea

Resistant against: Turtles

Some attacks include:

-Lump Attack

-Meditate

-Lexitus

-Sucker in the Face

Spits semen that is hot enough to melt popsicles. Known to unintentionally cause erections. LV.76 #lump

"Go Lexizard! Use Lump Attack against Chai-Sarah!"

See lexizard, tea, pokémon, lumpkin


11

Random Words:

1. A Chinese word for pig. Ni shi yi ge da pang zhu! (You are a big fat pig!) See pig, fat, big, chinese, mandarin, asian, hog, insult ..
1. Veteran's Day in America.. Originally Armistice Day. On the 11th day of the 11th month at the 11th hour was the cease fire call for..
1. A bunch of 2 faced double standard hypocrites who bitch and do things behind other ppl's backs but still somehow have the nerve to ..