Lexizard

What is Lexizard?


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A flame pokémon. Length: 5'7'', Weight: 200 lbs.

Evolves from Lexieleon.

Weak against: Tea

Resistant against: Turtles

Some attacks include:

-Lump Attack

-Meditate

-Lexitus

-Sucker in the Face

Spits semen that is hot enough to melt popsicles. Known to unintentionally cause erections. LV.76 #lump

"Go Lexizard! Use Lump Attack against Chai-Sarah!"

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