Lexizard

What is Lexizard?


1.

A flame pokémon. Length: 5'7'', Weight: 200 lbs.

Evolves from Lexieleon.

Weak against: Tea

Resistant against: Turtles

Some attacks include:

-Lump Attack

-Meditate

-Lexitus

-Sucker in the Face

Spits semen that is hot enough to melt popsicles. Known to unintentionally cause erections. LV.76 #lump

"Go Lexizard! Use Lump Attack against Chai-Sarah!"

See lexizard, tea, pokémon, lumpkin


11

Random Words:

1. is a fat skank, schizophrenic, obsessed psycho! who needs to take pills daily in order to be in the right state of mind...a drop out who..
1. An adjective, used to describe things which have an aura of lesbianism. "yo, she went all lesbiatic on me. now i am ashamed" ..
1. The quality of being very old. Lou Holtz is very krapf See krapf, old, ancient, macon, georgia..