Lexizard

What is Lexizard?

A flame pokémon. Length: 5'7'', Weight: 200 lbs.

Evolves from Lexieleon.

Weak against: Tea

Resistant against: Turtles

Some attacks include:

-Lump Attack

-Meditate

-Lexitus

-Sucker in the Face

Spits semen that is hot enough to melt popsicles. Known to unintentionally cause erections. LV.76 #lump

"Go Lexizard! Use Lump Attack against Chai-Sarah!"

See lexizard, tea, pokémon, lumpkin

Fraynism

1. When one behaves in an erratic manner, often preceded by irrational swearing and abuse Get off my spicy pepperoni pasta sauce you Pikey..

Jittler

1. helmet cheese, crusty stuff found on Simon Neill's bellend Yo Simon, u got rid of that jittler yet?..

Hoochie-schooch

1. to bump into someone, usually in a sexualway Jonathan hoochie-schooched into Samantha. Zachariah hoochie-schooch's with everyone ..

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