Lexizard

What is Lexizard?

A flame pokémon. Length: 5'7'', Weight: 200 lbs.

Evolves from Lexieleon.

Weak against: Tea

Resistant against: Turtles

Some attacks include:

-Lump Attack

-Meditate

-Lexitus

-Sucker in the Face

Spits semen that is hot enough to melt popsicles. Known to unintentionally cause erections. LV.76 #lump

"Go Lexizard! Use Lump Attack against Chai-Sarah!"

See lexizard, tea, pokémon, lumpkin

Bitch Ride

1. A car made for or designed for women. A VW cabriolet,a ford focus, a mazda miata are all bitch rides See whore, bitch, slut, gay, puss..

Hjic

1. Head Jew In Charge. He is usually the ring leader for a group of jews. Adam is the HJIC at the shop. See jew, jewish, head, leader, ya..

Strong Tea

1. strong dose of tea in the form of a double tea bag essentially, if one prefers mild tea, he can enjoy one nut on his face, if he desires..

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