Lexizard

What is Lexizard?

A flame pokémon. Length: 5'7'', Weight: 200 lbs.

Evolves from Lexieleon.

Weak against: Tea

Resistant against: Turtles

Some attacks include:

-Lump Attack

-Meditate

-Lexitus

-Sucker in the Face

Spits semen that is hot enough to melt popsicles. Known to unintentionally cause erections. LV.76 #lump

"Go Lexizard! Use Lump Attack against Chai-Sarah!"

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D-gatesing

1. the act haveing unprotected sex with a girl in the trunk of a car i walked past tommys car and he was just d-gatesing some girl in it. ..

Zip 'n Sip

1. A quickie blow job. First you zip, and then you sip. We didn't have much time, so we had a Zip 'n Sip. Holla. See blow job..

Spinstah

1. Noun. A hip, unmarried older woman. Like "sistah". They make knitting cool. She's single, in her 40s, totally hip, a tot..

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